She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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