How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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