Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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