He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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