No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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