I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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