So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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