we're blogging at a bar
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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