Midget sex pt 2 tonight
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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