There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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