So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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