he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We're using joints as your birthday candles
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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