just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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