Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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