Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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