ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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