I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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