Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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