We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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