you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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