Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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