i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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