And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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