Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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