How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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