you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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