When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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