He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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