when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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