If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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