I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
