Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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