It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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