also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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