Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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