i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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