the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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