Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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