Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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