im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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