Plan B is the new Plan A
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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