its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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