I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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