That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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