So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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