Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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