i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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