4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Randomize
