do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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