After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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